30Gigs.com Invitation -FREE
All Accounts Feature:
30 GigaByte Mailbox
Mail Filtering
Address Book
Easy Search
Convenient Interface
100% FREE
Safe, private, secure
Available anywhere
Anti-Spam policy
Millions of addresses to choose from
Want 30gigs.com e-mail, Post your e-mail Id here and get One Free.
Please note, Post your e-mail id in the following given Format only to avoid Spam.
Eg. yourid AT yourdomain DOT COM
Gmail Invation -FREE
A Google approach to email.
Gmail is an experiment in a new kind of webmail, built on the idea that you should never have to delete mail and you should always be able to find the message you want. The key features are:
*Search, don't sort.
Use Google search to find the exact message you want, no matter when it was sent or received.
*Don't throw anything away.
Over 2665.733127 megabytes (and counting) of free storage so you'll never need to delete another message.
*Keep it all in context.
Each message is grouped with all its replies and displayed as a conversation.
*No pop-up ads. No untargeted banners.You see only
relevant text ads and links to related web pages of interest.
Want Gmail, Post you e-mail Id and get One Free.
Please note, Post your e-mail id in the following given Format only to avoid Spam.
Eg. yourid AT yourdomain DOT COM
Yahoo! 360 Invitation -FREE
Share what matters to youCreate your own place online. Share photos. Create a blog. List your favorites, send a blast, and more.
See an exampleKeep your friends and family closeInvite them to your place to see what you've shared. They can create their own place and link it to yours. It's a great way to stay up to date.
Control who sees whatShare as much as you want, with whomever you want. You decide.
Please note, Post your e-mail id in the following given Format only to avoid Spam.
Eg. yourid AT yourdomain DOT COM
Microsoft SUS Users Finally Receive Patches
By Gregg Keizer, TechWeb News
Users of Microsoft's Software Update Services (SUS) can now download this month's patches after a day-and-a-half delay, the Redmond, Wash.-based developer said Thursday.
Earlier this week, Microsoft released a single security bulletin that
patched three bugs in Windows's processing of Metafile images, but users of SUS weren't able to receive them.
SUS, which will be dropped at the end of 2006, is a free add-on to Windows 2000 and Windows Server 2003 that delivers patches to Microsoft's products. It's similar to Windows Update, but lets companies host updates on a server inside the firewall; clients then reach out to that server for their updates.
"We’ve run across an issue affecting SUS that we’re investigating whereby the update can't be deployed," said Microsoft Wednesday on its Security Response Center (MSRC) blog.
Other patch processors, such as Windows Server Update Services (WSUS) and Microsoft Update, were unaffected by the outage.
Late Wednesday, Microsoft fixed the problem and began rolling out the patches to SUS customers.
"We had an unforeseen problem with a machine that handles creating those packages and we're investigating how we can prevent such things in the future," said Stephen Toulouse, who heads the MSRC, in a separate blog entry on Thursday.
System administrators relying on SUS left heated messages on Microsoft's SUS newsgroup. "This delay is going to be challenging to explain to my IT Operations Director," wrote someone identified as Bruce Kleier on the newsgroup. "Having the test lab put on hold for no apparent reason is not only costing my company money, but also their tolerance in my ability to deliver the almost monthly security patch set."
Ironically, Microsoft states on its SUS Web site that "We strive to release updated SUS content at the same time as it becomes available on Windows Update, but occasionally there may be a short delay (2 to 3 hours)."
SUS users waited approximately 36 hours for the security patches to come available.
Microsoft to Zap Sony DRM 'Rootkit'
Microsoft Corp. will start deleting the rootkit component of the controversial DRM scheme used by Sony BMG Music Entertainment.
The software giant's Windows AntiSpyware application will be updated to add a detection and removal signature for the rootkit features used in the XCP digital rights management technology.
According to Jason Garms, group product manager in Microsoft's Anti-Malware Technology Team, the rootkit removal signature will be pushed out at Windows users through the anti-spyware application's weekly signature update process.
Detection and removal of the XCP rootkit will also appear in Windows Defender, the next version of Windows AntiSpyware when that makeover ships.
Full Story
Google Enters The Video Stream Arena
This is an absolute first, as Google signed yesterday an agreement with a television network, which allows the Mountain View-based giant to show on its Web site the entire first episode of sitcom "Everybody Hates Chris", produced by UPN.
Although this kind of moves are more familiar to portals such as Yahoo and AOL, having Google embark this multimedia ship could mean the beginning of a very big project, involving quality shows and good broadcast.
Users can watch the pilot episode, which portrays the childhood
of comedian Chris Rock, at Google's video site at
http://video.google.com.
This episode was first broadcast a week ago on UPN, but the Google version isn't interrupted by commercials or other promo material.
Google viewers will be able to watch this pilot episode until the second one is aired by UPN.
Google didn't make any official statement about specific plans on getting more involved in the video streaming market, but we can only hope that, when Peter Chane, Senior Business Product Manager for Google Video, said that the company's ambitions are big, he really meant business.
Chane has mentioned that Google will start indexing more shows and all producers who offer high-quality video content will be approached.
Psp To Tv Projector
Fire International announced the imminent release of the most anticipated and innovative PSP accessory available: the Blaze PSP-to-TV Projector.
The PSP to TV Projector connects a PSP to any TV, LCD, Projector or Plasma screen with AV connections. The PSP to TV Projector clips neatly to the top of the PSP, and requires NO internal modification to the console. Within seconds, your PSP games, UMD Movies, Music and Photos are displayed on your TV!
Managing Director of Fire International, Jason Cooper said "The PSP to TV Projector offers users the first opportunity to view their PSP content on the screen of their choice. From the feedback we have received from PSP owners, the ability to use their console with the TV was undoubtedly the No. 1 product on their wish lists. Unique titles such as the PSP only GTA: Liberty Stories is a typical example of an "exclusive to PSP" title that can now be enjoyed on the big screen".
The Blaze PSP to TV Projector is due for release in December 2005 and will be available for advanced order online and from major video game retailers.
Worlds fastest supercomputers unveiled
In General, submitted by Forcefire on 10/29/2005 10:42:08 AM
The US National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) has unveiled two new IBM supercomputers at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL), which are capable of the fastest processing speeds yet achieved.
The 65,536 processor BlueGene/L supercomputer has performed a record 280.6 trillion operations per second on the industry standard LINPACK benchmark - software used to rank the speeds of the world’s fastest machines.
Purple, the other half of the most powerful supercomputing twosome, is a machine capable of 100 trillion operations per second as it conducts simulations of a complete nuclear weapons performance.
Together, the Purple and BlueGene/L systems will perform half a petaflop, or half of a quadrillion (1,000,000,000,000,000) operations per second.
NNSA administrator Linton F Brooks said the machines will be used to run three-dimensional codes at lightning-fast speeds for nuclear weapons’ analysis. This was formerly accomplished by underground nuclear testing.
“The unprecedented computing power of these two supercomputers is more critical than ever to meet the time-urgent issues related to maintaining our nation’s aging nuclear stockpile without testing,” Brooks said.
“Purple represents the culmination of a 10-year effort to create a new class of supercomputers. BlueGene/L points the way to the future and the computing power we will need to improve our ability to predict the behaviour of the stockpile as it continues to age. This has reestablished American computing preeminence.”
In a recent demonstration of its work capability, BlueGene/L ran a record-setting materials science application at 101.5 teraflops sustained over seven hours on the machine’s 131,072 processors, running an application of importance to NNSA’s effort to ensure the safety and reliability of the nation’s nuclear deterrent. A teraflop is one trillion computer operations per second.
Both machines were developed through NNSA’s Advanced Simulation and Computing (ASC) program and join a series of other supercomputers at Sandia and Los Alamos national laboratories that are dedicated to NNSA’s Stockpile Stewardship effort to maintain the nation’s nuclear deterrent through science-based computation, theory and experiment.
Do You Know Banta?
Banta was bragging to his boss one day," You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough,Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." At the White House, Bush spots Banta on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Banta, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of coffee first."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Banta, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the Pope a long time." So
they fly to Rome.
Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Banta says, "This will never work. I cannot catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Banta asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said," Who is that on the balcony with Banta?"
Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired."
Go Ahead Take My Purse
Lol some of you may have seen this.. but this is just funny.........
Watch this Video
Words Women Use
FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTESThis is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade.
NOTHINGThis means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" . You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGHThis is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGHAgain, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DOThis is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome".
THANKS A LOT
This is very different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
Curry-n-rice Girl
Watch this Video
Clean the inside of your monitor with this
Watch this Video
What ur name means......... check it out !!
Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.
Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) &(Is'nt it GREAT !!)
If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example : MARK
M - Success comes easily to you.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
R - You are a social butterfly.
K - You like to try new things.
A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E =You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H =You are not judgmental.
I =You are always smiling and making others smile.
J =Jealously
K =You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P =You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R =You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X = You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You're always fighting with someone.
CHECK YOUR NAME MEANING AND YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS
TRUE.............
Six Degrees of Blonde
FIRST DEGREEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast
is clear."
SECOND DEGREETwo blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the >sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREEA blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital
of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FORTH DEGREEWhat did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
FIFTH DEGREEBambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government
class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
SIXTH DEGREEReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house Ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The
police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
B.i.t.c.h.
B.I.T.C.H.I used to think that B.I.T.C.H.
was a BAD word but not anymore!
When she stands up for herself and her beliefs, they call her a bitch
When she stand up for those she love, they call her a bitch.
When she speak her mind, think her own thoughts,
or do things her own way, they call her a bitch.
When she refuse to tolerate injustice and
speak up against it,she is defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when she takes time for herself
instead of being everyone's maid or when she acts a little selfish.
Being a bitch has meant raising your children to be strong people
who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility,
who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in
and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are.
Being a bitch means that you are free to be the wonderful creature that you are,
with all your own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty.
Being a bitch means you won't compromise what's in your heart.
It means you live your life your way.
It means you won't allow anyone to step on you.
B -
BabeI -
InT -
TotalC -
Control ofH -
Herself
Blonde Motorist
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had brokendown.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble.
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World."
Blonde's Cooking Diary
MONDAYIt's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAYBob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAYA good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAYToday Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAYI found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAYBob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAYBob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARYThis has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
Origins of CTRL+ALT+DEL
This is how
CTRL+ALT+DELETE was invented and also notice how Bill Gates get angry.
Watch this Video
